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Victoria Beckham Leaves London, In The Trenches

2009-12-11T20:51:00.003-08:00

Yesterday we saw photos of a celebratory and a mournful Victoria Beckham as she surfaced in various parts of London, England (after arriving in the UK the day before) and today we get to see photos of Vicki B. making her way out of London bound for Paris, France. VB stepped out earlier today rockin’ a very stylish leather trenchcoat and a fetching fedora … lookin’ very much like a spy trying to slip out of the country:

LOL! Yes, she really does look like a fiercely stylish Carmen Sandiego in this outfit, don’t she? As I mentioned above, VB has already made her way to Paris (via Eurostar train) where she will presumably be handling some of her fashion line biz. No word on when she will be returning home to her children in SoCal but I imagine she won’t remain in Europe for long.

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Angelina Jolie Publicly Criticizes President Obama

2009-12-11T20:51:00.001-08:00

Go-go Angelina!!! In an OpEd piece that was published at Newsweek.com Angelina Jolie slams President Obama and the way he has handled the ongoing situation in the Darfur region of Sudan. (Government supported militia have left 300,000 dead and 2.7 million people displaced)…sorry kids it can’t always be about who is screwing who, new haircuts and Robert Pattinson. Sometimes we need to pull our heads out of the sand and pay attention to the rest of the world.

Angelina is calling out the Obama administration for not yet announcing any serious moves to bring corrupt Sudanese leaders to justice.

“I believe President Obama … will do [his] best to bring peace to the region,” Jolie writes, but she seriously questions his policy. “How is the Obama administration’s approach to Sudan an evolution of justice?” she writes. “In addition, when the administration says it intends to work to ‘improve the lives of the people of Darfur,’ I would like to know what that means, besides the obvious point that their lives could hardly get worse.”

She also worries that if the administration doesn’t deal more forcefully with Sudanese officials, future leaders could continue to “pocket financial assistance and aid relief” and “act with impunity.”

She also recommends a new report “funded by the Jolie-Pitt Foundation” that the administration and the U.N. should use to the prevent future atrocities worldwide. Jolie adds: “On this Human Rights Day–the same day President Obama receives his Nobel Peace Prize–we must also remember those who have been deprived of their rights.”

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Alec Baldwin Admits To Failing As An Actor - Plans Retirement in 2012

2009-12-02T21:04:00.003-08:00

Alec Baldwin in a rare moment for a Hollywood star admitted that his entire career on the big screen has been a failure - no surprise there since he can’t act. In fact all that Baldwin does is bring to the screen the same neurotic, over controlling, rude and nasty man that he is in real life. The reason he is a success on ‘30 Rock’ is that he gets to play himself - a creep - and that is easy for anyone.

One expects to see Baldwin run for government in the future – his intent and his hubris are both on display in this excerpt from a NY Times article: "If I ever ran for anything, the thing I would like to be is governor of New York." When asked if he was qualified, Baldwin answered: "That’s what I hate about Arnold Schwarzenegger. His only credentials are that he ran a fitness program under some bygone president…I’m de Tocqueville compared to Schwarzenegger." Well there you go Alec, you are all set except you lack something that Schwarzenegger has in abundance - charisma. Photo: Fame Pictures

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John Mellencamp’s 14 year-old son using Facebook to get dad to quit smoking

2009-12-02T21:04:00.001-08:00

I came away with so much respect for John Mellencamp after hearing his interview on NPR’s Fresh Air earlier this year. (You can listen to the interview on NPR.com or read the transcript.) When NPR replayed the interview, I actually listened to it a second time it was so good. Mellencamp talked to host Teri Gross about some of the changes in his life, and particularly how he’d changed as a person by facing his own mortality. His perspective was really thought-provoking and more than a little deep. The line in his song “Longest Days,” “life is short in it’s longest days,” came from his grandmother, who said it to him when she was 100 years old and he was just 45.

In an interesting side note, Mellencamp dropped the “Cougar” middle name in the early 90s. He explained that the “Cougar” moniker was made up by a music manager he was working with in the late 70s and that he’ll never really be able to shake it. “I still walk down the street and people would say, hey John Cougar, you know, I hear it all [the] time. Or John Cougar Mellencamp…. that’s what it was, you know… that’s just the fate… that’s the way God handed it out to me and that’s the cards I’m dealt and so I deal with it.”

Mellencamp, 58, had a mild heart attack in 1994. He admitted on Fresh Air that he was warned ahead of time by doctors to quit smoking and go on cholesterol medication. He said “I had a mild heart attack because I smoke and because I have high cholesterol, and for 10 years before that, doctors were telling me, John, you need to get on cholesterol medicine, and my answer was always the same. Am I all right now? And they go yeah, you’re all right now, but you’re heading for disaster. Okay, well, I’ll deal with disaster when it gets here. Well, it got here.”

15 years later and Mellencamp is still smoking. His 14 year-old son, Speck, is trying to get him to stop. Speck made a deal with his dad that if he got a million people to join a Facebook group dedicated to the cause that Mellencamp would kick the habit. According to Mellencamp’s rep, the group is legitimate.

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The 7 most inexplicable character additions to TV shows

2009-12-01T20:36:00.003-08:00

Every popular TV show comes to a crossroads in which they have to think of ways to keep the audience’s imagination with new and exciting ideas. Or you can just bring in a new character to do the same old crap. So embrace your inner Poochie D with the 7 most inexplicable character additions to TV shows.

Luke – Growing Pains

Growing Pains was one of the most successful family sitcoms to emerge from the mid 1980s. However, as the show lagged on, ratings began to plummet. In a desperate attempt to spice things up, the Seaver family takes a cue from Punky Brewster and invites a homeless kid into their home.

Enter Luke Brower (yep, played by Leonardo DiCaprio). Now, on paper the idea of Luke makes perfect sense: a scrappy kid from the wrong side of the tracks who is street smart, but still good at heart needs a new home. I mean, with a character bio like that, what show WOULDN’T want to bring Luke into the home. Unfortunately, the lame attempt to bring a new kid into the Seaver home proved ineffective. Just like two years before when precocious 6-year-old Chrissy was introduced, Growing Pains just couldn’t farm in enough cute, young kids to save the show.

Oliver – The Brady Bunch

Oliver is the grandfather of modern-day “new kid” TV cast additions. As tends to happen with family sitcoms that are on TV long enough, the child actors of the show all grow up. Deemed “not cute enough” by the network, TV shows then scramble to find some excuse to bring a younger, more adorable kid into the plot.

This fan-made video of Oliver as a secret agent would have been a far more interesting plotline.

For the Brady Bunch, this little show ruiner was Oliver (though, to be fair, the Brady Bunch was never any good). Immediately hated by fans of the show, little Cousin Oliver was the final nail in the coffin of this classic TV sitcom. After just six episodes of Oliver infestation, the Brady Bunch was canceled. Today, the term “Cousin Oliver Syndrome” refers to anytime a younger character is brought in to replace kid characters who have grown up. From Olivia on The Cosby Show to Sam McKinney on Diff’rent Strokes, the ploy has been used again and again.

Scrappy Doo – The Scooby Doo Show

Unlike those pesky real actors, cartoon characters never age. Despite this fact, the powers that be behind the Scooby Doo Show decided to try and boost ratings with the exact same concept. Scrappy Doo was introduced to the show in 1979 as Scooby’s cousin. Why was Scooby’s sister (Ruby Doo) not looking after the young pup anymore? Who cares!

Scrappy Doo has become such a hated character through history’s eyes that he’s been openly mocked in commercials and the Scooby Doo films.

Unlike most of the little devils that are added to TV shows, Scrappy was embraced by viewers and was credited for helping make the show popular again. But I don’t care what my TV watching ancestors thought, the idea of a hyperactive little punk just gets my gag reflex going. Throw in lame catchphrases like “Lemme at ‘em” and “Puppy Power,” and this is by far one of the worst TV cast additions of all time (though, I will say that he is 100 times better than the short-lived recurring cast member, Scooby Dum).

Nikki & Paulo – Lost

To be fair, Lost has introduced a number of intriguing new characters (Desmond, Ben, etc.). However, the show faltered considerably when the writers tried to introduce Nikki and Paulo. Their introduction to the show was jarring, with two immediately being thrust into the spotlight after being “hidden” in the background of the plane wreckage with the other “unimportant” castaways for all that time.

Add in the fact that the characters were completely worthless and added absolutely nothing to the show, and you’ve got yourself a recipe for terrible-ness. Thankfully, the backlash from fans was so overwhelming, that the writers quickly killed off these two boring character additions.

Pam – The Cosby Show

The Cosby Show followed a similar story arc as Growing Pains. Show opens to great ratings. Kids start to grow up. Show begins to go stale. Introduce little kid (Olivia, which actually worked, to a degree). Little kid starts to grow up. Introduce kid from wrong side of tracks to stir things up.

Now, it’s likely that you don’t even remember Pam (I forgot all about her until I saw a rerun of the Cosby Show a few months back). Essentially, she’s Claire’s distant cousin who comes to live with the Huxtables in Season 7. No matter how many episodes the girl appeared in, she always seemed out of place. The last two seasons of the Cosby Show are clearly the worst, a fact that can be wholly contributed to cousin Pam.

The Great Gazoo – The Flintstones

The character of the Great Gazoo can be summed up in three simple words: What. The. F*ck!? Despite the fact that The Flintstones is set in prehistoric times, the writers some how thought it made perfect sense to introduce a futuristic floating green alien into the town of Bedrock. Add in the fact that only Barney, Fred, Pebbles and Bam-Bam can see or hear the alien, and the Great Gazoo essentially amounts to an imaginary friend.

Gazoo’s love of calling people “Dum dum” hid his own shame in his unwavering illiteracy. Presumably.

The Great Gazoo was introduced during the Flintstones last season. Clearly, the writers were clamoring for some way to keep the show fresh. Unfortunately, a mischief-causing alien was not the right direction to go. In all other spin-offs of the show, The Great Gazoo was thankfully left absent from the cast of characters.

Seven – Married With Children

Married With Children was the antithesis of the family sitcom. The Bundy family was brash, imperfect, and in many ways much more realistic than the picture-perfect TV families that preceded them. It is for this reason that such a stereotypical pratfall such as introducing a new kid to the show seemed especially out of place. And apparently the role was so unmemorable and unremarkable that amidst tens of thousands Married with Children videos on YouTube, no one thought, “Hey, that scene with Seven is worth uploading!” Not a good sign.

Seven is the son of Peggy’s cousins (big surprise). After these cousins drop Seven off at the Bundy’s, the family quickly accepts him into the home. Viewers did not. The character was universally hated, and eventually dropped from the cast. While it seems clear that the writers were completely aware of Seven’s dubious introduction into the family (he even appears as an intentional re-characterization of Oliver from the Brady Bunch), this does not excuse the serious miscue.

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The Weekly Geek: Cyber Monday Shopping

2009-12-01T20:36:00.001-08:00

We’re rapidly approaching the fine holiday that our friends in retail like to call Cyber Monday. The day after Americans chow down on turkey (or whatever sensible protein substitute) on Thanksgiving weekend, stores open at ungodly hours offering deals on every kind of merchandise imaginable.

Being a gadget geek, I’m no stranger to this bizarre phenomenon. I’ve done the “wake up at 3 a.m. and head to the nearest retailer offering cheap videogames” thing on Black Friday so many times that it’s become its own little holiday ritual. Naturally, tech-minded geeks benefit a great deal from discounted goodies — ours is an expensive habit to feed.

I’ve compiled a quick list of the better ads and links for the upcoming shopper’s holiday, to help you get the most of your gadget/gaming dollars. If you happen to have a wife or girlfriend nearby who may be shopping for you, now’s the time to leave your browser “conveniently” open on the page.

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Nick and Vanessa heat up Miami

2009-11-29T22:59:00.003-08:00

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo seem to be very much together as they were spotted enjoying each others company on the beaches of Miami this weekend. Judge for yourself with a lot more pictures on the flip.

[source: Bauer Griffin]

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Agent For Jennifer Lopez Ex Says Embarrassing Tapes Will Be Released This Week

2009-11-29T22:59:00.001-08:00

(HMG) – The agent for the ex-husband of Jennifer Lopez, Ojani Noa, says that the home videos taken during their mistake of a marriage will be released this week, despite court orders.

“Jennifer Lopez does not want the home videos to be entered into the open court record, where the media and the public can get copies of them and watch or share them,” Ed Meyer said through the layer of grease that likely covers the entire body of this meaningless reptile of an agent.

“I will be filing the videos into the public court record on Monday. I will be filing ALL, repeat ALL, Documents, 11 hours + of Home Videos, DVDs, Photographs, etc., at the Court Clerks window.”

The court order in place currently holds until December, and prohibits this. However, Meyer claims that JLo’s lawyers did not act in good confidence, and so has decided he knows better.

Noa was married to JLo for less than a year in the late 1990s but has 11 hours of home video that he has been trying to use the video for a commercial project about his life with the star. Noa and his agent claim they will file a $100 million countersuit against JLo her father, one of her business partners, her lawyer and law firm, within two weeks because they are preventing him from releasing his project, RadarOnline.com is reporting. What do you think, is Noa a sleazeball for trying to capitalize off of JLo or not?

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Tiger Woods In Good Condition

2009-11-28T16:16:00.003-08:00

This statement was just released on Tiger Woods' own website letting fans know the golf superstar is in good condition following what is described as a "minor car accident" outside his Florida home on Friday morning.
It says that Tiger was admitted, treated and released in "good condition".
Click here to about Tiger's crash

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She Said It

2009-11-28T16:16:00.001-08:00

“I can’t say my 30s were the easiest time. And I had thought my 20s were hard! … You know, that’s the worst mistake a woman can make, to think, Oh, I’m 32 and I’ve had two kids and I’ve worked since I was 16 and now it’s going to get easier. Because as soon as you think that, you’re doomed!
You’re absolutely doomed!”
~ Uma Thurman when asked by W Magazine
how she feels turning 40

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Courtney Love talks trash about Edward Norton & Britney Spears

2009-11-25T17:50:00.003-08:00

You know what just occurred to me? We don’t show enough love to Courtney Love’s insane rants. She’s even more crazy and cracked out than Lindsay Lohan, and she will literally say and write anything. Well, apparently Courtney left Twitter a while back, but she’s still posting on her Facebook page.

First up, Courtney goes off on Edward Norton, of all people. You see, Courtney and Edward used to be friends, back when they worked together in The People versus Larry Flint. Edward also became friends with some family members of Courtney’s late husband, Kurt Cobain. Now… Movieline suggests that Courtney is claiming Edward Norton mishandled the finances of Kim Cobain (Kurt’s sister).

IF something happens to me, NO my will is NOT at Greenberg Glusker, that will is FORGERY…i created a new one per lISA FERGUSONs attorney who cannot be FOUND but that needs altering as it has Edward in it and Norton doesn’t have a CLUE how evil his own BM is he wont f-ck a future Senator/Film Actor but hell purposfully refinance Kim Cobains Property i bought her cash outright, for the 12th time using a phony address due to some f-ck up on some Bogus “ART FORM OF THE CH 13” R TODD used, leavng KIM COBAINS PROPERTY REPOS…SESED< “you have an hour to get your things” wtf did Kim Cobain do to YOU… so its best to never tell let alone kiss and trell i m shcoked at myself i never kiss and tell unless im really mad at an ex for like LOSING 300,000$ of my kid hes supposed to be paternal abouts money, oh yeah Norton just LOST 300k

[From Courtney’s Facebook courtesy of Movieline]

Next up - Britney Spears. Courtney claims Britney’s father molested her and now enslaves her. But then Courtney brings it back around to herself, of course. She says she relates to Britney in that way, because Britney didn’t “pull that card” (the molestation card, I imagine). This is all my interpretation, honestly. This could be her grocery list, for all I know:

britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your forced to sing songs picked for thier sexual content every night, insane right? i have it on First had authority, and fight as hard as she is and does she still didnt pull that card, its a pride thing i can relate to, However they want to play dirty, lets go, Im SO not affraid of the little trolls who hit this when i was f-cked up who are called lawyers. lets GO.

[From Courtney’s Facebook courtesy of Movieline]

Just reading a few lines of Courtney’s rants makes me feel like I’ve spent the whole day strung out on something hard, and I’m coming down on wine in a box. Granted, Courtney is probably downing box wine too - it’s her chaser after shooting heroin into her lady parts. Gah! What else is there to say? Do I have to defend Britney from this stuff? I don’t think Britney’s dad molested her. I think he uses her for money, but I don’t think he was ever physically abusive or anything. There. Courtney got me to defend Britney. Is that what she wanted?

Courtney Love at Gramercy Park Hotel for the afterparty for “Me and Orson Welles” in New York on November 23, 2009. Credit: Pacific Coast News

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Rihanna Earns $500,000 For New Years Eve Bash At Emirates Palace

2009-11-25T17:50:00.001-08:00

Rihanna’s ringing in the New Year with a big bag of bucks. The “Russian Roulette” songbird will reportedly walk away with a check for $500,000 for her performance at a New Years Eve 2010 bash at the Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi — her first-ever live set in the Middle East.

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Tea Collection Debuts New Sleepwear Collection. Plus, Enter to Win a $100 Gift Certificate!

2009-11-23T20:26:00.003-08:00

Tea Collection

Tea Collection — a chic, yet affordable childrenswear brand known for its cute globally-inspired clothes — has expanded its line to include sleepwear. Even better news? They’re so warm and fuzzy, they’re virtually guaranteed to take the sting out of light’s out.

Made with Pima cotton (that’s brushed on the inside for extra softness), the collection comes in five adorable prints including Oragami, Tossed Butterfly and Chrystanthemum Bud. Each top and bottom set ($35) is available in sizes ranging from 6 -12 months to 6 years.

Plus, the whole collection was designed to have a slim fit in order to meet the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s children’s sleepwear standards.

To celebrate this new collection, Tea Collection will grant one lucky CBB reader a $100 gift certificate. Just click here to enter to win. It’s more than enough to snap up several pairs of pajamas — or even a few pieces of their stylish clothing.

– Missy

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Donald Trump Gets Into MLM

2009-11-23T20:26:00.001-08:00

Donald Trump is most well known for being rich and having a less than successful personal life. He’s made his millions (or is it billions?) by slapping his name on luxury real estate all over the world.

Now he’s putting that same name on a multilevel marketing nutritional company.

Yes, really.

Trump has joined forces with Ideal Health, a 12-year-old nutritional products company, and renamed the company “The Trump Network.” The company uses a multilevel marketing model to move its products and will continue to do so under the new name.

MLM companies use a network of distributors to sell their products. Marketers receive commissions for the products they sell, along with a cut from products sold by other salespeople they’ve recruited. Critics believe most of the products are bought by distributors themselves, and that few of the salespeople actually make money.

Regardless, Trump is calling his new business venture a “rescue and recovery program” for people struggling in the economic crisis. He attended a launch party in Miami recently where 5,000 people packed in to hear Donald Trump himself speak.

I’m trying to imagine Donald Trump inviting his celebrity friends over for coffee and then pulling out a white board to explain “a fantastic opportunity” to them. Do you think he’s signed his kids up yet?

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British Sunday Times Writer Who Thinks New York City Pretty Much Sucks: A Formal Response

2009-11-23T13:20:00.003-08:00

Oh, hello there, Stephanie Marsh of the Sunday Times. When you write an essay called "New York has lost its edge," and you live here, it's okay. When you're writing from London...

The question presents itself: What the shit do you think you're talking about, lady?

Her two big examples are the John Varvatos store at CBGBs, and the Whole Foods on the Bowery (which is the articles kicker). Great. She mentioned two places within three blocks from one another. Yeah, it sucks that CBGBs is dead, but that place sucked when it was dying and hey, at least Varvatos kept some of the original walls. It could be another Chase Bank, but, whatever.

Here's her thesis:

The problem for those who would like to see a return in New York to its edgy past is that Manhattan, as more than one New York-based blogger has claimed, is still "a gated community for the rich". The cultural critic Julian Brash has complained that under Bloomberg the citizens of New York have been turned into consumers - it is a place where everything is about what can be bought and what can be sold.

Okay, fine. Manhattan's really expensive, blah blah blah. Bankers run everything, blah blah blah. Everything in New York can be bought. And? This city was built by hyper-capitalists, it's why there's so much goddamn money here. Old hat. Certain things about New York absolutely suck and will always keep sucking worse and worse. And let's get one thing straight: people have been saying things about New York sucking for as long as New York's been around. If you read Monocle magazine, which this essay is basically ripped out of, this is like, every issue. This has long been the party line of travel press types—especially ones from abroad—for at least three years. I mean, if you really want to go back, I believe Rolling Stone called New York the Hot Dead Zone in their inaugural Hot List issue. In 1998. Saying New York is no longer edgy hasn't been edgy in forever.

The sequel to this piece is when she inevitably says that Berlin is starting to get really, really hip these days too. Pretty much anybody who went through Ellis Island and didn't stay probably had some sentiment along the lines of "this place sucks." According to the Daily News, one of our presidents basically told us to stick this city up our collective asses (look where he is, now: dead).

But—and I'm sure others have their reasons—I live here because, quite frankly (A) there's still nowhere else in America like it, and like many other people here, I have some sick/awesome compulsion that makes this grind of living here that much more attractive to me than anywhere else and (B) it's still got better stuff than everywhere else in America. Yeah, fuckin' stuff. Awesome stuff.

Now.

Can we quickly go over the reasons London—a nice city, sure—sucks compared to New York? Great:

Your food sucks. It all tastes like ass until American chefs take two months to do better what you've spent hundreds of years sucking at.
The service in your restaurants sucks, because you have to instruct people how to tip by putting a mandatory charge on their tab, like many other countries that do this. Which is the wrong way of doing this, which is why every server you will every have in London will probably be an asshole.
Your theater sucks. War Horse—no, really, War Horse—is the best thing you have up right now. Anything good you have on the West End came from us. And don't bring up fucking Billy Elliot.
Your nightlife is just stupid. Pubs close at 11, our bars don't close until four. Who goes to bed at 11? Are you serious? So you guys open up clubs that close at 2AM that have two kinds of people in them: the kind who get unceremoniously drunk and piss on everything, or the places Prince Harry goes. And who wants to go there? Also, you only play American music. You think Kings of Leon are the Second Coming of Christ. The Kings of Leon play our bar mitzvahs, goddamnit. By the way: most of those rappers you guys play on repeat (and not even the good ones...50 Cent?!) still live in New York. Our clubs and nightlife might have their issues, but they blow yours out of the water. You guys wouldn't know what to do with The Beatrice Inn if it crawled up your nose in a $100 bill.
Nobody knows where anything is in London. Seriously. It's like the worst parts of the West Village for an entire city. Everything is higgly-piggly or whatever dumb word you have for it. We live on a grid. A grid. You guys have the dumbest civic planning this side of kids eating Legos.
OH. Don't get me wrong. Our subways suck, for sure. But at least they're supposed to work after midnight, and don't cost half our income to ride. Also, an Oystercard? That just sounds stupid. Who's running your design schemes, Lewis Carroll? Stupid. Oh, and, you wanna talk about EDGY? How about our D-Trains getting stabby again, edgy? Exactly.
You guys have never had a nice day of weather in the history of the universe. Seriously. The only person Madonna has to compete with for causing a scene is the fucking sun. It's yellow, it's in the sky, sometimes, it...nevermind. Have you even been here in September? It's like Central Park is trying to get in your pants and get you off, the weather's so goddamned nice.
Oh, and the pound is stupid-expensive. Like everything else in your city.
Your tabloid newspapers make the New York Post look like The Paris Review.
And Whole Foods on the Bowery, sure, Whole Foods sucks. But it's in a pretty great location, and, fuck that, you know what sucks worse? Sainsbury's. Sainsbury's suuuuuuuucks. Which goes back to your food sucking.
Do you have Brooklyn? Do you even know what a Brooklyn is? No, not David Beckham's son. You're stupid, shut up. [Quiet Moment: The article didn't mention Brooklyn once, but didn't refer to Manhattan exclusively. Go figure.]
London's celebrities are all on Big Brother and fucking suck. They're mouthbreathing idiots. They make Tinsley Mortimer look like Jackie Kennedy.
You guys have soccer—yeah, I called it soccer, goddamnit—teams. Multiple ones. Great. We have two baseball teams (including the 2009 World Series Champions), football teams (Including the 2008 Super Bowl Champions), hockey teams (I'm sure they Won Something Great recently), and a basketball team. All of them except for the Knicks could smash every London soccer player. Nothing else, just "smash" them.
There is one—and only one—good song about Foggy London Town. There are as many songs about New York as there are New Yorkers, and most of them are awesome.

Anything else? Oh, yeah, did Samuel Motherfucking Jackson just buy an apartment next to your boss? No? Exactly.

Shut up. New York is awesome.

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Joe Francis Calls Out Sick To Court

2009-11-23T13:20:00.001-08:00

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis pulled out of a court hearing on Friday – because he is sick with an infection in Mexico.

Francis was due to face up to a civil suit filed by four Florida women who allege the sex movie boss filmed them while they were underage, but opted out of appearing in court after falling deathly ill during a trip to Mexico.

The embattled adult filmmaker was scheduled to appear before a judge in Panama City, Florida but his attorney provided a doctor’s note and explained the Francis is in a Mexican hospital, fighting off an ear infection and a high fever.

The lawsuit is the latest in a string of legal troubles for Joe Francis, who was slammed with a multimillion tax invasion lawsuit from the Internal Revenue Service last week.

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Shaquille O’Neal is curating his first art show, charmingly titled “Size DOES Matter”

2009-11-19T17:24:00.003-08:00

The 7-foot-1 Cleveland Cavalier is putting together the show featuring large pieces of contemporary art, including works by Maurizio Cattelan, Andreas Gursky and Ron Mueck’ssculpture of a naked, hairless giant called “Untitled (Big Man.)”

Talking about whoppers, author James Frey — whose memoir “A Million Little Pieces” was found to contain a few tall tales — is writing an essay for the exhibition catalog.

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Jon Bon Jovi: Private Concert, Private Cougar Confessions

2009-11-19T17:24:00.001-08:00

Jon Bon Jovi did a private acoustic concert Monday night for American Express card members at Alice Tully Hall, and we're pretty sure your mom was there. When it came to the question-and-answer portion of the night, we found ourselves slumping down in our seats, as if we could hide from the blunt declarations of love flying at the hunky 47-year-old rock star from his many randy mature-lady fans.

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Super Pregnant Camilla Alves Plays With Levi at the Park!

2009-11-19T14:22:00.003-08:00

Ready to popGirlfriend of Matthew McConaughey, Camila Alves takes little Levi McConaughey to the park in Malibu, CA on November 18, 2009 where the two had an excellent afternoon of slides, swings, and sand, making a few new friends along the way who helped the pregnant mum get Levi’s tiny legs out of those troublesome kiddy swings!

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500 Holiday Gifts Sure to Please Everyone on Your List

2009-11-19T14:22:00.001-08:00

Clockwise from top left: Antique Rings, Hand Creams by Love & Toast, Weekender Bag by the Brothers Bray & Co., All Star Rain Boot by Converse, and Sequin Skirt by Femme for DKNY JEANS.

Black Friday is next week, and while you’re probably busy planning sale strategies with our handy Shopping Guide, there’s also the small matter of finding the perfect gift for everyone on your list. Not to worry! We’re back with our annual Shop-A-Matic Holiday Gift Guide, complete with 500 Source: New York Magazine RSS Feed

Nostalgia For The 00's Music Blogs...

2009-11-18T13:56:00.001-08:00

It’s been a good 10 years, Music Internet. At first, our love was forbidden—all your MP3 blogs were illegal. The RIAA would shut ‘em down, and we’d keep making out in the backseat of our Napster sedan like hormonally addled teenagers….We coded Web sites with primitive HTML buckets all night, fueled by dorm food and two liters of the latest green, caffeinated abomination. It was a simple Web presence, but it was ours….And then there’s you, Tofu Hut. You haven’t Source: The Daily Swarm RSS Feed

Hulk Hogan Attacked by Ric Flair!

2009-11-18T13:55:00.001-08:00

Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan was involved into a bloody brawl with Ric Flair, his rival, who attacked him at a press conference in Sydney Wednesday. While in Australia promoting the Hulkamania wrestling tour, Hogan and Flair had a fight.

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One More Story: An Online Library You (and Your Kids) Will Love!

2009-11-15T18:00:00.003-08:00

OneMoreStory.com

One more story, please! How many times have you heard your little one say these words?

If you’ve heard it on more than one occasion, try OneMoreStory.com — a virtual bookshelf full of award-winning literature from authors such as Ezra Jack Keats, Donald Crews and more.

Aimed at ages 2-9, the site lets your child choose between having the book read to him/her or reading it alone. Under the narrator mode, the words are highlighted as theSource: Celebrity Baby Blog RSS Feed

Zsa Zsa Gabor IRS Tax Debt

2009-11-15T18:00:00.001-08:00

That damned Madoff….Convicted swindler Bernard Madoff is being blamed for a hefty tax bill owed by his former client, screen legend Zsa Zsa Gabor, according to documents obtained by The Associated Press on Friday.

On Oct. 5, the Internal Revenue Service filed a lien of more than $118,000 for the years 2001 and 2002 against the 92-year-old actress in the Los Angeles County Recorder of Deeds.

Chris Fields, an attorney for Gabor and her husband Frederic von Anhalt,Source: PopCrunch RSS Feed

Eddie Cibrian’s ex wants spousal support, almost $40 K a month

2009-11-14T21:03:00.003-08:00

It’s been a little while since we heard from Brandi Glanville, Eddie Cibrian’s estranged wife. She used to give interviews every week or so, just dropping in little quotes here and there about Eddie being bastard, a home wrecker, and how he’s going to drown in his unfair fishbowl, et cetera. But there hasn’t been much from her lately. Meanwhile, Eddie and LeAnn Rimes seem be going strong. Sort of. Last week, the big story was that Eddie may be cheating on LeAnn with the other mistressSource: Cele|bitchy RSS Feed

Absolutely. Insane. Adorableness.

2009-11-14T21:03:00.001-08:00

You guys, I think I just spontaneously got pregnant. These photos of Jen Garner running errands with Violet and Seraphina are pretty much as effective as actual semen when it comes to knocking up a 20-something woman. I can’t tell if I have morning sickness or I’m just nauseous from the cuteness overdose.

Either way, I’m going to name my unborn child Gigli.

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Twice more ID4?

2009-11-13T21:31:00.001-08:00

Who here wants to see more aliens shooting green sh*t at Will Smith? Yeah, it's been talked about for years, but Rolly Emmerich says there's an idea in for a new movie in place. Well, not really. There's actually an idea for TWO movies. And a title. But that one's too good so I'll save it for the end. Talking to the folks of MTV on the verge 2012's release, the director and Earth destroyer says he does intend to... ...

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Dumb & Dumber Rise From the Ashes - Levi Johnston & Jon Gosselin Buddy Up!!

2009-11-13T21:31:00.000-08:00

Talk about The Dream Team - well this is it - IQ challenged Levi Johnston who sought out the Governor’s Daughter, got her pregnant, collected his payoff from the DNC, and has been on a publicity spree ever since. Jon Gosselin, dumb dork whose avaricious wife connived to turn her freak multiple birth into a reality TV goldmine, but he couldn’t keep his underused parts off of all manner of ‘other’ women and is just sooo concerned for his children and their happiness that it took a courtSource: Celebrity Dirty Laundry RSS Feed

Should Sarah Palin Get her Own Talk Show?

2009-11-12T13:57:00.003-08:00

As anticipation builds for former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's sit-down with Oprah Winfrey, "The Insider" wants to know: Should Palin get her own talk show? Oprah's interview with Palin, to air on Monday, Nov. 16, will be the politician's first sit-down to discuss her upcoming book, Going Rogue: An American Life. What side are you on? Give us your thoughts in the comments section below and take our poll.

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It's Getting More 'Romantic'

2009-11-12T13:57:00.001-08:00

And here for your viewing pleasure are more pictures of The Romantics filming in Long Island.
Filming for the romantic comedy is well underway, and if you haven't guessed by the pictures of Anna Paquin, Katie Holmes, and Tom Cruise,we've been dishing up, we have someone on location with the cast.
We'll keep bringing you all the pictures as long as you can stomach them!

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EXCLUSIVE: Sex And The City 2: Morocco

2009-11-11T21:54:00.002-08:00

The six week Moroccan shoot for Sex and the City 2 is well underway.
We got all the girls looking fabulous as they shoot airport scenes as well as Sarah Jessica Parker with her nose buried deep in a book.
We don't want to start any rumors or spoil anything, but the pink frock that SJP is sporting could be hiding a little sumptin' sumptin'.
Carrie doesn't usually sport such loose fitting wear. So could it be true? Is there a little 'Big' on the horizon?

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Take a Moment to Enjoy The Kodjoe’s in JET Magazine

2009-11-11T21:54:00.001-08:00

Boris Kodjoe, Nicole Parker and their adorable children are on the cover of JET Magazine. In their interview, they give a little insight about how important family time is and also why they are not constantly in the lime light.

Celebrity couple, Boris Kodjoe and Nicole Ari Parker, have chosen to “live for their family” despite the pressures of maintaining their thriving acting careers. Married in 2005 after meeting on the set of the former Showtime TV series SoulSource: Bossip RSS Feed

The 'New Moon' Cast Captured In Candid Shots At Last Week's Junket

2009-11-10T21:35:00.003-08:00

As you all know (after the numerous "call for questions" blog posts), MTV's Larry Carroll sat down last week with the cast of "New Moon." The FULL cast. Well... most of them. The Forks kids from the last movie -- other than Bella, naturally -- were absent. But anyone who was there, we got on camera. Not just video footage -- which you'll see being rolled out over the next few weeks, as the release of the next "Twilight" movie draws closer -- but photos too. Candid photos. Like the one you seeSource: MTV Movies Blog RSS Feed

Kevin Connolly’s Playmate Poker Tournament In Austin

2009-11-10T21:35:00.001-08:00

Kevin Connolly knows poker and Playmates go together.

For a poker tournament the “Entourage” star and a group of buddies organized at the Driskill Hotel in Austin, Texas, a couple of dozen Playboy Playmates were flown in just to keep things lively.

The gamblers also rented the back room of Michael Ault’s club Phoenix and had it stocked with Patron tequila. Connolly left through the back door with Shanna Moakler, who appeared on an “Entourage” episode in 2007.

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Oprah To Rosie O’Donnell: Ho Sit Down & Stop Calling Me and Gayle Gay

2009-11-09T17:30:00.003-08:00

Oprah is fed up with Rosie O’Donnell and her gay rumors geared at her and Gayle. An insider says that Oprah has sent Rosie a final warning and it ain’t nice.

While promoting her new satellite radio show on the Howard Stern show late last month, Rosie said that she can’t say for sure that Oprah and Gayle are necessarily doing each other, but she thinks they are the emotional equivalent of a gay couple. She says that the road trip the two took for Oprah’s show Source: Bossip RSS Feed

Twilight’s Ashley Greene in December Maxim

2009-11-09T17:30:00.001-08:00

“Twilight’s” Ashley Greene has two different covers for the December issue of Maxim. I guess it’s some kind of marketing ploy to get you to buy two copies of the same magazine, but I’m not sure the the public is going to go for that kind of fuckery in today’s economy. Unless one of the covers is scratch-and-sniff and the other one is 3-D and topographically correct, I ain’t buyin’. Masturbation isn’t an art; it’s a science! And I’ll be goddamned if I’m going to pay forSource: Yeeeah! RSS Feed

Gwyneth Paltrow and Nicole Kidman team as husband and wife?

2009-11-09T15:28:00.001-08:00

Strange but true, Gwyneth Paltrow has agreed to play wife to Nicole Kidman in the new movie project, The Danish Girl. The movie an adaptation of the David Ebershoff novel is about the first post-operative transsexual Einar Wegener. A portrait painter, Wegener, first experienced her husband’s gender issues when he stepped in for a female model she was working with. He ended up becoming Lili Elbe, and Greta stood by him. Kidman will play the lead role of Wegener, both before and after Source: Hot Momma Gossip RSS Feed

Demi Moore in W: I prefer to be called a “puma” not a “cougar”

2009-11-09T15:27:00.000-08:00

I’m skimming through W Magazine’s cover interview with Demi Moore, and I’ve come to conclusion that pretty much everyone knows that Demi has had a lot of work done. She can deny it (and deny itand deny it) all she wants, but I think it must be the kind of plastic surgery that is really noticeable when you see her in person. Sometimes, when I look at photographs of her, I’m jarred. Often, she looks fabulous in pictures, but there is something so… unreal about her face, and I Source: Cele|bitchy RSS Feed

Kristen Stewart Walks To Find A Cure For Juvenile Diabetes

2009-11-08T19:41:00.003-08:00

Kristen Stewart, who has been bizzy these days doing promo work for the release of her new sequel film The Twilight Saga: New Moon, was on hand at Dodger Stadium here in Los Angeles, CA this weekend to lend her support for the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation’s Walk to Cure Diabetes event. She was joined by sports star Sugar Ray Leonard … here are a couple of pics:

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Should Levi Johnston go Full Frontal for Playgirl?

2009-11-08T19:41:00.001-08:00

The father to Sarah Palin's grandchild is gearing up to pose in Playgirl! "The Insider" wants to know: Should Levi Johnston go full frontal for the magazine? What side are you on? Give us your thoughts in the comments section below and take our poll.

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Are 'Glee' Stars Cory Monteith and Lea Michele Dating?

2009-11-06T23:52:00.003-08:00

Another famous couple is about to form. We are talking about Cory Monteith and Lea Michele from FOX’s comedy – musical ‘Glee’. Although the two of them haven’t confirmed their relationship (but they haven’t denied

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Reno has 22 Bullets

2009-11-06T23:52:00.001-08:00

Been a while since we were treated to Jean Reno the badass, hasn't it? Not that COUPLES RETREAT was bad, just not the kinda thing I like to see him in. And that JUST VISITING U.S. remake, not the kinda thing I like to see period. But that's just me... Reno looks to be back in bloody glory with 22 BULLETS, based on the French novel "L'Immortel". He'll be playing a retired mafia hitman who goes after the... ...

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Carrie Prejean Has a Sex Tape

2009-11-05T19:22:00.002-08:00

Miss California Carrie Prejean was demanding over a million dollars in compensatory damages from pageant officials in a lawsuit last month — that is, until Pageant attorneys showed Carrie they were in possession of her sex tape. According to TMZ

The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let’s just say, Carrie has a promisingSource: Yeeeah! RSS Feed

Hideki Matsui is unreal

2009-11-05T19:22:00.001-08:00

Was Hideki Matsui hitting off a tee last night? Sure looked like that from the comfort of my couch. He was in Pedro’s head right off the bat and Charlie Manuel probably wishes he had a base open to walk him the second time around.

All in all, I’ll eat my words. I thought this one was going 7.

And while I don’t like the Yankees at all, I respect some of their players. Key being “some”. Jeter and Rivera are warriors. But I can’t, I just can’t feel happySource: Blog of Hilarity RSS Feed

Luciana Salazar has nice, uh, hair…

2009-11-05T11:47:00.001-08:00

Every now and then (okay, all the time) I like to introduce you to women from lands across this great planet of ours that you may not have ever seen or heard of before. Today I introduce you to one Luciana Salazar from Argentina. For those unfamiliar, Wiki says Luciana Salazar Ortega (born November 7, 1980, in Buenos Aires, Argentina) is a glamour model and actress. Salazar began as a model when as a 4 year-old she recorded her first television commercial. Currently she is recording her firstSource: Blog of Hilarity RSS Feed

50 Cent Invites Self to Beef

2009-11-05T11:46:00.000-08:00

In the five days since Beanie Sigel attacked Jay-Z, his former Roc-a-Fella boss, pal, and sugar daddy, Hova has, for the most part, remained quietly above the fray. But 50 Cent hasn't! Despite having no real connection at all to the drama, 50 altruistically came to Beanie's defense yesterday during a joint radio interview on Philadelphia’s Power 99. Also — and this is probably completely unrelated — 50's new album, Before I Self Destruct, is out next week.

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Leighton Meester should do more photo shoots

2009-11-03T15:27:00.003-08:00

So some super-awesome Leighton Meester fan site posted these photos of Leighton Meester (natch) in a photo shoot that I have never seen before, which automatically means you haven’t seen it before (just play along) and let me just say that these are probably the best photos I have ever seen of her. Then as I was looking at these I ran across another photo shoot that Leighton did for my new hero Russell Baer and THOSE shots were also sexy. I may actually have to start watching Gossip GirlSource: Blog of Hilarity RSS Feed

Roccett Releases His Latest Street Album “The Free Agent” With DJ Drama

2009-11-03T15:27:00.001-08:00

Roccett and DJ Drama have announced that they will release Roccett’s much anticipated street album “The Free Agent” to iTunes and all of your favorite digital online retailers in November 2009.

“We decided to go with the concept “The Free Agent” because I am an unsigned artist who feels like Lebron in his free agency year. My options are open, everyone is anticipating who I am going sign with, and I am excited to continue to feed the streets good music,” said Roccett.Source: Celebrity Mound RSS Feed

50 Cent Says “Since Jay Lost to Nas He Hasn’t Competed…Beans Went Out In Front For Jay!”

2009-11-02T22:47:00.003-08:00

Bugs Bunny has sided with Beanie Sigel and says that all that “stuff” Jay says that he gave Beans doesn’t mean squat. 50 also talks about the The Roc leaving their boys hanging by paying them $1,500 dollars for a show.

Pop it and listen

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The 14 most awesome fake products from The Simpsons

2009-11-02T22:47:00.001-08:00

Over the past 20 years, the world revolving around 742 Evergreen Terrace has played home to a slew of hilariously ridiculous fake products. Though I could never name them all, here are 14 of the most awesome fake Simpsons products of all time:
Uncle Jim’s Country Fillin

The episode in which Homer purposely gains weight to go on disability was a goldmine for fake grocery store items. Uncle Jim’s Country Fillin is the topper to a montage scene of Bart and Homer pilingSource: Blog of Hilarity RSS Feed

Heidi Klum's Halloween Bash

2009-11-02T17:16:00.003-08:00

Heidi Klum and Seal's annual Halloween party has become one of the biggest celebrity events on the calendar.
Check out who we snapped there last night.

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Lindsay Lohan’s crack tweets about daddy’s “abuse”

2009-11-02T17:16:00.001-08:00

These are all photos from Lindsay Lohan’s trip to Morocco over the weekend. I think this was probably a paid appearance at “the grand opening night of the Kerzner Mazagan Beach Resort”. Sadly, this kind of thing is the only kind of paying gig Lindsay gets anymore. She looks drugged out, but not as horribly as she did in Paris just a month ago.

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Just When We Thought Lil’ Kim was Slippin’ Back… She Flips the Scrip

2009-10-31T23:00:00.003-07:00

Lil’ Kim was performing in Switzerland earlier this week. We just heard Kim is back in the studio working on a new album. After looking at these flicks, you can’t help but think she is slippin’ back into the raunchy raw Kim until we saw her new photo shoot…

Flip the Lid for the Transformation

We got to give it to her… Lil’ Kim looks good and damn near normal. She just recently had a photo shoot Andrew Southam, we don’t know what she’s doing butSource: Bossip RSS Feed

Alyson Hannigan & Alexis Denisof Take Satyana To The Pumpkin Patch

2009-10-31T23:00:00.001-07:00

Here are a few ADORABLE photos of Alyson Hannigan and hubby Alexis Denisof taking their precious baby girl Satyana on her first visit to the pumpkin patch yesterday afternoon. As you can see, Satyana was dressed as a cute little pink bunny … I mean … there aren’t words for cuteness like this:

I’m not sure if Satyana will be wearing a different costume today for Hallowe’en but I’ll do my best to find out … after all, this will be Saty’s first Hallowe’en and ISource: Pink Is The New Blog RSS Feed

Pamela Anderson looking a bit worn

2009-10-30T19:49:00.003-07:00

Pamela Anderson is still trying to hold onto that sex symbol thing she used to have, but maybe she needs to calm it down just a bit. She is still attractive in a leathery tan kind of way and can probably pull off the sexy look with a more age and clothing appropriate crowd. She was spotted leaving Whiskey Mist in London the other night ins a to small and too tight pink thing looking a bit flustered. Maybe the music the kids are playing these days doesn’t sit well with her 90’sSource: Celebridiot RSS Feed

Jon Gosselin announces that he’s getting spiritual guidance from a rabbi

2009-10-30T19:49:00.001-07:00

Remember when Jon Gosselin claimed that he was, like half-Jewish because his lawyer and girlfriend happened to be Jewish? He made a bunch of other characteristically ridiculous comments at the time like that he was “the most photographed person on the planet” and that “If I was going to steal $230,000, I would have just stolen $2 million.” It later of course turned out that Jon had stolen that money and sheepishly admitted so in an interview with Entertainment Tonight. He has Source: Cele|bitchy RSS Feed

Kristin Cavallari Dishes On The Hills

2009-10-29T19:57:00.003-07:00

TV.com got the exclusive dish on upcoming episodes of MTV’s The Hills from star Kristin Cavallari. The show’s resident mean girl gives us a few spoilers (Vegas and new boys!) and voices her support for the addition of gay cast members.

TV.com: Will there be a new love interest coming onto the show this season, or will we be dealing with the same old guys?

Kristin: It’s very possible that there could be a new guy. I don’t know what I’m allowed to tell you…

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World Series Game 1; “Dancing’s” Kym & Maks On Broadway; & “This Is It” Sparks Oscar Buzz

2009-10-29T19:57:00.001-07:00

-Did you watch Game One of the World Series last night? Jill Biden and Michelle Obama braved an icy mist to escort Yankees Hall of Famer Yogi Berra to the mound to throw out the ceremonial first-pitch ceremony…

-The Real Housewives Of New Jersey’s Teresa Giudice introduces her fourth daughter….

-Could it be? Is VH1 actually taking this “inspirational programming” thing seriously? The network that brought us tomfoolery like Flavor of Love and For The Love Of RaySource: PopCrunch RSS Feed

Video: Calvin Klein hottie, Jaime Dornan – the man behind the smell

2009-10-27T21:21:00.003-07:00

There is a new fragrance from Calvin Klein

ckfree

not a destination. an attitude.

lose yourself in the journey.

push the boundaries, free your mind.

the road is open. there are no rules. do it your way…

it’s the ultimate freedom.

Check out the new commercial featuring Jaime Dornan:

For more info, visit the ckfree website: http://calvinkleinfragrances.com/us/ckfree/

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Amy Winehouse Nipple Slip; Winehouse Implants Wardrobe Malfunction

2009-10-27T21:21:00.001-07:00

Well, hello there….We’ve already seen more than we’d like to of Amy Winehouse’s new chest muscles. Accompanied by goddaughter Dionne Broomfield, the “Rehab” hitmaker was spotted suffeirng a wardrobe malfunction, as her nipple hung out of her form-fitting corset top, while leaving Gaucho Restaurant in London Monday.

The star later covered her exposed chest with the help of black top.

Click Here For The Uncensored Pics Of Amy’s Nipple Slip….

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Stolen Jewelry Returned to Paris Hilton

2009-10-26T13:43:00.003-07:00

Stolen Jewelry Returned to Paris Hilton

David Boreanaz is cheating on his wife

Soupy Sales is Dead

Tricia Helfer Pimps Her Shwingtastic New Maxim Photoshoot

Vikki Blows Topless Outtakes are Nuts

Amanda Seyfried Had A Fun Night

Lil Wayne Is Headed To Jail

Gwen Stefani Bares Her Chest in a Sheer Dress

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Scott Weiland’s Wife Spills The Beans On Their Heroin Use

2009-10-26T13:43:00.001-07:00

We all know that Stone Temple Pilot frontman Scott Weiland has been battling addiction problems for years. But did you know that his model-wife Mary Forsberg Weiland was right down in the gutter with him? In her new memoir, “Fall to Pieces: A Memoir of Drugs, Rock ‘n’ Roll, and Mental Illness” Mary says they were both so addicted to heroin that they showed up to a Fourth of July party at Leonardo DiCaprio house wearing long sleeves – to hide the track marks.

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Ong-Bak 2’s Tony Jaa on His Directorial Debut and That Time He Went Missing

2009-10-25T16:47:00.003-07:00

Tony Jaa might be the world’s biggest action star you haven’t heard of. The 33-year-old Thai martial-arts master garnered international acclaim thanks to his starring role in 2003’s Ong Bak, a freewheeling romp about a villager who travels to Bangkok to retrieve a stolen statue — with violent results. The film took two years to reach the States, but Jaa’s balletic movements and wirework-free stunts made him an instant cult figure. Now comes Ong Bak 2, Jaa’sSource: Vulture RSS Feed

Michelle Williams Not So Pleased With the Paps (PHOTOS)

2009-10-25T16:47:00.001-07:00

It’s Saturday night, you just got off a long cross county flight with your preschooler. You’re tired, spent and probably a wee bit cranky. And what do you get in your face, the papparazzi’s cameras. And not to mention you aren’t really ready for your close up with not a stitch of make up and mussed hair. Fun, not so much.

Actress Michelle Williams was spotted with daughter Matilda arriving at JFK airport in New York City. She was pretty bummed being spotted at by the paps, andSource: FameCrawler RSS Feed

Andie MacDowell, 51, “I’m still here”

2009-10-23T13:20:00.003-07:00

Model and actress Andie MacDowell, 51, had a string of hits in the late 80s and early 90s with films like Four Weddings and a Funeral, Groundhog Day, and Green Card. MacDowell now does ads for L’Oreal and is working on two Lifetime movies based on Patricia Cornwell books. She tells Fox News in a recent interview that she realizes that the roles she’s taking aren’t as prestigious as they used to be, but says she’s happy to continue working and enjoys acting. I’ve always likedSource: Cele|bitchy RSS Feed

The Weekly Geek: Hey, you got your Twitter in my Google

2009-10-23T13:20:00.001-07:00

Referencing the old joke wherein the great tastes of peanut butter and chocolate collided for the first time, it looks like the world’s premiere search engine (Google) will soon combine with everyone’s favorite microblogging service (Twitter). If that doesn’t sound like sweet, delicious digital candy to you, well, I’m not sure you’re reading the right column.

In a blog post aptly titled “RT @google: Tweets and updates and search, oh my” Google VP of Search Products andSource: AfterEllen RSS Feed

INT: Costas Mandylor

2009-10-22T17:10:00.003-07:00

I've been a fan of Costas Mandylor for awhile, all the way back to his early film career up until his latest role as Hoffman in the SAW franchise. So it was exciting to sit and talk to the man. While I am a little bit more fond of Amanda as Jigsaw's helper, I am happy to see Mr. Mandylor jumping into the dark waters of horror So the big question is, will Hoffman make it this time around? Or is 6 his unlucky number?... ...

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Hilary Duff Falls Down

2009-10-22T17:10:00.001-07:00

I was so happy because thought these were pictures of Hilary Duff actually wiping out on a busy street in New York, but it wasn’t till later that I realized there was a big puffy mat in the middle of the crosswalk for her to land on. So then I read the photo description, which said “Hilary Duff takes a ‘fall’ on the set of her upcoming TV romantic comedy, “The Business of Falling in Love,” as it films in Manhattan,” which confirmed it was totally staged. However, at this point, Source: Yeeeah! RSS Feed

Katie Holmes Shows Bra, Blames Suri At Elle Event

2009-10-21T14:54:00.001-07:00

Katie Holmes showed no modesty at the Elle’s 16th Annual Women In Hollywood event last night, strutting across the red carpet in heels and a see-through black top. Don’t mistake this for a young mom’s wild night out, though—Katie says Suri’s the one that picked her outfit. “She gave me a big thumbs up,” Katie told Us. Aw, she must have learned that one from Dad! She’ll be grinning behind Wayfarers in no time.

Joining Holmes were actresses both established (JulianneSource: Scandalist RSS Feed

Carrie-Anne Moss Has Her Hands Full

2009-10-21T14:54:00.000-07:00

Actress Carrie-Anne Moss has her hands full with her two sons and newborn daughter as she visits the Brentwood Country Mart.
The actress has never publicly revealed the names of her children -- the eldest is rumored to be named Owen and her younger son is rumored to be named Jaden.

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Six New “Legion” Movie Character Posters

2009-10-20T12:36:00.003-07:00

Six new posters have been released for Screen Gems‘ “Legion.” They include shots of Paul Bettany, Dennis Quaid, Adrianne Palicki, Lucas Black, Tyrese Gibson and Kevin Durand.

“Legion” plot summary: After a terrifying biblical apocalypse descends upon the world, a group of strangers stranded in a remote truck stop diner in the Southwest unwittingly become humanity’s last line of defens

The film also stars Doug Jones, Jon Tenney, Charles S. Dutton, Lucas Black, Kate Source: FilmoFilia RSS Feed

Tionna “Not-So” Smalls and Chilli On Ciara…”She Is A Brand New B*tch!”

2009-10-20T12:36:00.001-07:00

Tionna Smalls of VH1’s The Chilli Project was at the event where TLC performed. Apparently, Ciara showed up acting pompous. Tionna didn’t let it slide and sent us this letter last night:

One thing for sure, two things for certain….Tionna Smalls hates a b*tch who acts brand new and this is real talk. First off when I first saw her I said that Ciara was a pretty girl so please do not take this as hate or anything like that.

First off, when TLC walked on the redSource: Bossip RSS Feed

Britney Spears & Jason Trawick Sneak Off On A Tropical Holiday

2009-10-19T23:15:00.003-07:00

Uh huh … HMMM … yeah … so Britney Spears and her agent/beau Jason Trawick managed to sneak out of the town here in LA and pop up on a beach resort in Mexico over the weekend … which *may* have been a business trip but, in all likelihood, was a personal adventure together. Not to worry, Britwick brought Britney’s young sons Sean Preston and Jayden James along for the ride and also included Brit’s papa Jamie Spears. Here are a few pics of Britwick alone and with the kids thisSource: Pink Is The New Blog RSS Feed

Stephanie Pratt Arrested For DUI After Filming PSA, Partying With Holly

2009-10-19T23:15:00.001-07:00

The Hills star Stephanie Pratt started Saturday on the right foot, filming a PSA (with Dukie from The Wire!) for Code Blue, a charity that aims to “bring attention to and fight against the issues that threaten teen youth.” Having done her good deed for the day, Pratt met up with Holly Montag and Stacie Hall to celebrate her sister-in-law’s birthday at Empire Hollywood. Having traded Code Blue for a blue tongue, Pratt lost control of that right foot—and her left—getting pulled overSource: Scandalist RSS Feed

Jon & Hailey’s Carriage Kiss

2009-10-19T17:23:00.001-07:00

Want to know why Jon Gosselin couldn’t stand up to Nancy Grace? It’s because JoGo is a lover, not a fighter. Having reached an uneasy truce with estranged wife Kate, JoGo took his lady-love Hailey Glassman on the town Saturday, driving his wife’s doctor’s daughter to Manhattan’s The Oak Room by horse-drawn carriage. It was like a scene from a storybook romance—a schlubby storybook romance with frequent cigarette breaks.

Unable to leave these lovers alone, the NationalSource: Scandalist RSS Feed

Win a $250 Gift Certificate to How Fast Time Flies

2009-10-19T17:23:00.000-07:00

Halloween is the perfect time to take pictures. Now you can scrapbook those ghoulishly cute moments — 2.0 style — via How Fast Time Flies (formerly How Fast They Grow). This go-to site for moms and moms-to-be who don’t have time for traditional scrapbooking has over 600 templates to choose from — we promise you’ll be addicted! The $250 gift certificate lets you buy dozens of pages plus an album. Membership and creating and sharing pages is free. Their 12″x 12″Source: Celebrity Baby Blog RSS Feed

Jessica Simpson's Mayer Meal

2009-10-18T14:40:00.003-07:00

Jessica Simpson reportedly enjoyed an intimate lunch with ex-boyfriend John Mayer.
The singer-and-actress, who is currently dating American football star Tony Romo, secretly met John for a meal in Calabasas, California, recently and onlookers claimed they couldn't contain their joy at seeing each other.
One source told gossip website X17Online: "They were keen not to be seen together but they looked so happy to be in each other's company. It looked to me like they were moreSource: Lepaparazzi RSS Feed

Balloon Boy Hoax Criminal Charges Pending

2009-10-18T14:40:00.001-07:00

A Colorado Sheriff says criminal charges are expected to be filed against Richard Heene, the father of the so-called “Balloon Boy,” The Associated Press confirms.

The storm-chasing inventor met with sheriff’s officials late Saturday amid lingering questions about whether he perpetrated a hoax when his 6-year-old son, Falcon, vanished into the family attic while the world thought the boy was gliding through the sky over Colorado in a flying saucer-like Mylar balloon lastSource: PopCrunch RSS Feed

Miley Cyrus Films Scenes For ‘Sex And The City 2’

2009-10-17T16:57:00.001-07:00

A few weeks ago we started hearing the rumors that Miley Cyrus would be appearing in the new sequel film Sex and the City 2, which is currently filming in NYC, NY and then we began hearing reports of what her appearance in the film would be like. Instead of a featured role, Miley would appear in a cameo appearance only (thank Gods). It turns out that those reports are true, here are the first photos of Miley on the set of SaTC2 filming her cameo appearance yesterday in NYC and the deets asSource: Pink Is The New Blog RSS Feed

Christian Louboutin: Barbie Doesn’t Have Cankles, She Just Could Have Had ‘Thinner Ankles’

2009-10-17T16:56:00.000-07:00

A sample of the Louboutin Barbie Diary. Britney "Circus" Barbie?

Continuing Barbie's relentless invasion of the fashion industry, she's entered into a multifaceted business deal with Christian Louboutin. Their partnership includes these elements:

1. Louboutin made a hot-pink "Barbie" shoe for real people.
2. Louboutin will customize a Barbie doll and accessories collection.
3. Louboutin helped Mattel create a "diary filled with images of Louboutin and BarbieSource: New York Magazine RSS Feed

Dennis Rodman Is Pink Perfection

2009-10-15T16:09:00.001-07:00

Those of you that know who Dennis Rodman is are definitely not shocked to see the 6'8" former NBA freak show dubbed "The Worm" walking down the catwalk in this bright pink ensemble.
The dude did show up to his book signing in full drag makeup and a wedding dress but after years of watching him parade around in spandex, mesh shirts, and air brushed denim jackets, we have to say, this is probably his best look to date.
Rodman walked the runway for the Pink Collection FashionSource: Splash News RSS Feed

January Jones’ GQ Magazine Cover

2009-10-15T16:08:00.000-07:00

January Jones’ GQ cover is super sexy and the interview she gave during a Chicago-LAX flight over six beers is just as fun.

January Jones’ GQ cover has quickly spread across the internet as it shows a sexy side of the Mad Men star.

The cover features January in a very revealing unzipped leather jacket. Jones sat down with GQ during a flight from Chicago to LAX, where over the course of six beers she gave quite a fun interview.

January is aSource: Right Celebrity RSS Feed

Chris Brown’s New Song ‘So Cold’ Hits The Web

2009-10-14T11:44:00.003-07:00

Chris Brown has another new song out, but it supposedly wasn’t planned on being released as of yet. It is a fresh new jam from Chris Brown that has hit the web titled “So Cold”. And in the lyrics, we get to hear Brown once again beg for forgiveness from his estranged lover.

For those Chris Brown fans that still exist out there (yes all five of you) a new song from the R and B singer that has Brown begging for forgiveness from his estranged lover. And just who couldSource: Right Celebrity RSS Feed

Gus & Bret do Suicides

2009-10-14T11:44:00.001-07:00

Gus Van Sant teaming up with Bret Easton Ellis to make a feature out of a tragic suicide pact; Can you imagine something more blood-chillingly depressing? The indie director and AMERICAN PSYCHO author are endeavoring to expand from a Vanity Fair article by Nancy Jo Sales called THE GOLDEN SUICIDES, about the deaths of artists Theresa Duncan and Jeremy Blake. She was a cultural critic and video... ...

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Zach Braff Dead? Zach Braff Death Hoax

2009-10-13T20:01:00.001-07:00

You’re nobody till somebody kills you..on the Internet. Yeah — so Zach Braff is sooo not laughing at yesterday’s death hoax that erupted on social media hubs like Facebook and Twitter.

On Monday, an online report emerged, claiming that the Garden State star had taken his own life. The death rumors began circulating after this “breaking news story” in a fake CNN.com template popped up on Twitter. Braff’s fake death announcement caused quite a stir on the microblogging Source: PopCrunch RSS Feed

Penelope Cruz’s Sapphire Engagement Ring!

2009-10-13T20:00:00.000-07:00

Penelope Cruz didn’t look pregnant, but Javier Bardem’s girlfriend wore a big sapphire surrounded by diamonds on her left ring finger at Paper magazine’s dinner for her and director Pedro Almodovar at Casa Lever Saturday night.

Madonna snuck in a back door to join Debbie Harry, Isabel and Ruben Toledo, Paige Powell with new beau Jeffrey Deitch, Sean McPherson, Serge Becker and Joey Arias. Paper’s cherubic columnist Mickey Boardman was presented with a surprise birthdaySource: Celebrity Mound RSS Feed

Happy Columbus Day!

2009-10-12T20:37:00.001-07:00

Columbus Day Interesting facts

The adventure began with a quest for a simpler spice route. Columbus sought Queen Isabella’s backing for years before he set sail with a promise of the potential title of “Admiral of All the Oceans” as well as one tenth of the riches reaped from his discoveries.

He sailed with a 90 man crew on three ships (the Santa Maria, the Nina and the Pinta) for two long months filled with sickness, famine and exhaustion.

On October 12, 1492 he Source: Celebrity Dirty Laundry RSS Feed

Catch Me If You Can!

2009-10-12T20:37:00.000-07:00

We all know Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes love a good run...
And the parents are getting Suri into the spirit of things while the three enjoy a day at the park.
Tom is in town filming Wichita...and Katie and Suri have been tagging along seeing all that Boston has to offer.
Click the photos below to see more park pictures including Suri skipping rocks...and check out these pics of the trio strolling down the street in matching plaids and pinks.
Totally cute! Source: Splash News RSS Feed

Rihanna Needs Some Creamy Crack on Those Edges

2009-10-10T17:11:00.001-07:00

Rihanna was seen taking some pics for her album in Berlin, and she is in serious need of some tender love and care on her edges.

Pop the top for more pics of Rihanna and her beady b’s.

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Former Kriss Kross Member Spotted In Atlanta

2009-10-10T17:10:00.001-07:00

Former Kris Kross member Chris “Mac Daddy” Kelly was spotted at Piedmont park in ATL earlier this week. The former 90s rap star was seen enjoying the atmosphere. He was still rocking his baggy jeans backwards like he did in the 90s. Kelly is balding because he reportedly suffers from Alopecia Areata which is a disease that causes a persons own immune system to attack hair follicles.

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Frances Bean Gives Careere Advice to Ali Lohan

2009-10-07T19:22:00.002-07:00

Frances Bean Cobain took to her Twitter account — it’s now deleted, probably due to her inability to keep it to 140 characters or less — as a means to communicate to Ali Lohan that “notaritey” for who you are is not something to strive for. Here’s her diatribe:

This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.
Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass offSource: The Evil Beet RSS Feed

Carol’s Daughter Debuts New Disney Hair Care Line

2009-10-07T19:22:00.001-07:00

Disney/Carol’s Daughter

Celeb fave brand Carol’s Daughter — stars like Jada Pinkett-Smith, Brad Pitt and Mary J. Blige are loyal fans! — has teamed up with Disney to debut a limited-edition line called A Magical Beauty Collection. Available exclusively online, it features the gorgeous Princess Tiana, star of Disney’s upcoming movie The Princess and the Frog which hits theaters Dec. 11.

The four-piece collection (bubble bath, shampoo, conditioner andSource: Celebrity Baby Blog RSS Feed

Paris Hilton: Real-Life Barbie Girl

2009-10-06T20:03:00.003-07:00

Paris Hilton is reportedly in the talks to play Barbie in a movie based on the doll.

She says:

"Barbie is one of my heroes. She may not do anything, but she always looks great doing it."

Hmm...kinda sounds familiar, eh Paris?

Big News!

2009-10-06T20:03:00.001-07:00

Here’s a change of speed for you: Chris Noth and his long-time girlfriend Tara Wilson are engaged and openly admitting it. These two have been together for a long time — she worked for his NYC bar The Cutting Room and they were a couple as early as 2002 — and also share a son, Orion, who is almost two.

Noth is 54 — I’m pretty sure this is his first marriage which is shocking by Hollywood standards — and Wilson is exactly half his age, natch.

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Is Mo’Nique’s Attitude Oscar Worthy?

2009-10-05T21:04:00.002-07:00

Breakout star Mo’Nique isn’t considered that “precious” by executives at Lionsgate, which produced her forthcoming film. In fact, insiders are saying the 41-year-old comedian’s bad attitude and shameless demands for money may jeopardize her chance for Oscar glory – all this before the highly anticipated movie opens on Nov. 6.

The star was MIA Saturday night at the New York Film Festival premiere of the buzzworthy flick “Precious.” She also allegedly ditched herSource: Celebrity Mound RSS Feed

Who Do You Love: Scruffy Shiloh Or Suri And Her Kitten Heels?

2009-10-05T21:04:00.001-07:00

Shiloh vs. SuriThey're both beautiful little girls. They both have their parents' charisma. Even as toddlers, these girls have serious star power.

Shiloh looks most like her dad, Brad, although she does have her mom's bumblebee lips. Talk about best of both worlds! Suri, on the other hand, is a carbon copy of her mom, Katie, with no sign of the little emperor (other than her current height - she should be taller than him in about six months) in her features.

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Ready To Meet The Mother? And Thanks For a Great 363 Days

2009-10-03T15:37:00.002-07:00

Sunday marks one year since I began work here at Evil Beet as your Weekend Editor. I thank you for all of your support both then and as I moved to weekdays. For every reader that has vomited their venomous vitriol in my direction, I’ve encountered a hundred-fold of kind and wonderful people. I even thank the vomiters for reading and sharing their thoughts.

I’ve also learned a lot about myself over the past year, but no self-revelation has been more jarring than when ISource: The Evil Beet RSS Feed

11 year-old leads cops on drunken car chase

2009-10-03T15:37:00.001-07:00

Ever think about having kids? WELL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP. Look no further than this 11 year-old who, at 3 in the morning, got into a 50 mile high speed chase with police. Oh yeah, and he was drunk.

Wyoming police say an 11-year-old boy driving a large SUV led officers on a high speed chase reaching speeds of 100 mph.

Bureau of Indian Affairs police say the chase started about 3 a.m. Tuesday near Riverton in central Wyoming and ended about 50 miles away near Crowheart onSource: Blog of Hilarity RSS Feed

Bad Boy Records Is Looking For New Talent

2009-09-30T21:12:00.003-07:00

Sean”Diddy” Combs is looking for fresh talent to sign to the new Bad Boy Records.

Diddy has left Warner Music Group. Now, sources say Jimmy Iovine’s Interscope is preparing to announce Combs is moving his Bad Boy label there.

But Warner plans to hold onto some of the Bad Boy artists it has under contract — meaning Diddy will have to start hunting for fresh blood.

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ONE more day left to win a gift basket of gourmet dog cookies from WANT A COOKIE?

2009-09-30T21:12:00.001-07:00

As we all know, Jessica Simpson recently lost her beloved pet Malti-poo, Daisy. At times like these, we reflect on how important the animals in our lives are to us. They really are part of the family, and losing one can be like losing a close relative.

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WANT A COOKIE ™, Pawsitively the best dog cookies on the Planet!™, knows the value of a beloved pet and entirely sympathizes with Jessica’s loss. On their Twitter, they offered a one-year supply ofSource: Jessica and Ashlee RSS Feed